Wednesday, January 26, 2011

#3 Women who wear low cut tops but give you dirty looks for looking at them.

I hate it when girls show off their girls and then get mad at you for looking!

Seriously, how can you not look at girls chesticles when they wear things like this? Ok fine, you have them, you can control men with them, they offer a secondary storage area, and basically you benefit from having more of them show. But why, oh why do you wear low cut tops and then give us guys the stink eye (or drop a class in my case) because someone was casually looking in that area? Here's the logic, you're attracting attention to yourself and guys will give you that attention so you have to be fully prepared for what that entails.

Ladies the ball is in your court with this one, either cover them up or start to sell advertising space to recoup the loss of self esteem (sorry to those who are A cups).

7 comments:

  1. Yep, tata's, boobs, tits, breasts, knockers, beanbags, bikini stuffers, blinkers, bongos, boobers, boobies, bosom, bouncers, bronskis, bubbbies, bumps, busties, bust, cantaloupes, flesh bulbs, fog lights, fun bags, hand warmers, gum drops, hefties, hooters!, jugs, teats, sweater puppies, you know?

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  2. Okay - what if, and I'm not one of those girls who gets mad at guys for staring, more just incredulous at the lengths to which they will go - for I've been victim to this attention since I was 11... but what if, I am completely covered - in a sweatshirt, or turtleneck or sweater type thing, and I still get guys talking to my boobs (it's not because I'm an amazon)??? Do I get to make snappy remarks, then?

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  3. Yes you're allowed to if you take the proper measures to take attention away from your sweater puppies. This article is for those girls who OBVIOUSLY welear the shirts to get them the attention that their daddy didn't. Snap away I say.

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  4. They wear that kind of clothes for that!

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  5. i dont wear it like that its so rude!!!!

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  6. finally someone speaks the truth!

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