Friday, February 25, 2011

#15 Fast food toys

I don't get it, therefore I hate it. Let me ask you how hard is it to get you to go to a bright and colorful place that smells amazing and has food that tastes like it was sent down from heaven directly to your mouth? Think of the McDonalds french fries and how they are so very crisp and salty. Or the Big Mac with it's special sauce, yeah SPECIAL, meaning it's made from the love and care of angels.


An angel dropping down Special Sauce just for me
So why is it that fast food places have to add more incentives to children to come eat the food there. Which kid complained about the food so much that they needed to add a toy to sweeten the pot? I just hate the way that these places market to kids because it seems like such a low blow! You know what the fast food places should do instead, incentivize toys for me because I actually know better than to eat the crappy food they are making! I guess they already do that (McDonald's Monopoly anyone?).

Came for the toys, stayed for the fries and drink....and burger, and shake and mcnugets, and his brother's arm
I don't think there is anyone making millions off of the toys they saved as a kid and if they are then I am REALLY happy for them. Because it's going to cost millions in medical bills to correct what years of "happy" meals have done to their body.
Best pick-up lines of all time: "come check out my happy meal toy collection...yeah I collected all 4 and then some"
I guess I hate how fast food is so readily available and how healthy food costs so much more. I hate that my interests are not a priority for our beloved clown! Don't get me wrong, I'm not going to hop on the PETA bandwagon and talk about unhappy meals and how the chickens aren't really chickens. I just hate that an American icon is doing nothing more than setting us up for an early death.

13 comments:

  1. But food = happiness... the more "Happy" meals I have, the more I will be happy, right? Right????

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  2. i hate the toys! really do, hate toys with everything!

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  3. good post and i agree with what you are saying. following ;)

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  4. I hate fat little spoiled cunts who you see in McDonald's having tantrums
    MC'd

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  5. This is a very cool blog. Definitely love the witty nature of what you write.

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  6. I use to be a collector of happy meal toys... never admitted that I wasn't happy with them. They were sooo shit!

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  7. i remember always wanting for one toy, and then getting a shitty girl one when i was 6... i never ordered another happy meal since

    http://randomramblingggg.blogspot.com/

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  8. I'd put a lot of blame on parents, my parents would ask if i wanted McDonalds or BK and of course i said yes, I loved 1500 calorie milkshakes, who didn't. Now i drive by with disgust and dissent of my parents and the fat ass I'm only now working to get rid of. Sigh, the only time i even eat fast food anymore is when I'm with friends and peer pressure takes over and even then it's at least in-n-out.

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  9. Enticing children in a time when parents can't say no is genious. Too bad its does harm to the kids and the overall sociaty as well :/

    Maybe giving toys in the librarary?

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  10. You guys should watch Fat Head. A comedian eats only fast food for 28 days and actually gets healthier, while exposing a lot of nutrition myths.

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  11. Ugh don't even get me started on fast food. Absolutely terrible..... watch food inc and you'll never eat it again

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